Jan. 14th, 2009

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Let's see. Every applicant should possess:

Excellent interpersonal communication skills. Excellent may be a stretch, but I can do that for six months.
Good English skills (such as the ones that tell me possess isn't "posses") - got it.
An adventurous attitude. Check.
Willingness to try new things. Check, check, double check.
A passion for the outdoors. Sure, why not?
Good swimming skills and enthusiasm for snorkeling and/or diving. Uh... not so much. Or at all. Maybe I can learn by July?
Ability to engage with others. Um. Sometimes?
At least one year's relevant experience. WTF? What sort of experience is "relevant" to this?

So I'm all there except for the last three. And you can fake some of that, but I don't think I can fake an ability to swim.

I also need the ability to make a video application.

...

I don't think I'm getting this job.

But as for the rest of you, I'm sure you can use some of your prodigious salary, should you get the job, on babysitting while you go snorkel.

(I really wish I could get this job. Me and the rest of the world.)

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