And it's Hermione Granger's birthday.
And it's Talk Like a Pirate Day.
And it's Hermione's birthday.
Talk Like a Pirate.
Hermione's birthday.
Pirate.
Birthday.
Hm.
...
OMG! YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE SOOOOO COOOOOOL?????
HERMIONE NEEDS TO BE A PIRATE!
No, really, think about it!
*waits while people think*
See? Do you see how awesome that would be?
C'mon. You know you wanna do it. Make Hermione... into a pirate. It'll be fun! I may even write something, and I never do that, I'm far too self-conscious.
Hermione Pirate Day. Be there. Yar.
Bonus points if you manage to drag Fraggles into this somehow.
Or smurfs. I like smurfs. Everybody likes smurfs. More smurfs!