I have just been informed that tomorrow is Talk Like a Pirate Day

[conuly]

And it's Hermione Granger's birthday.

And it's Talk Like a Pirate Day.
And it's Hermione's birthday.

Talk Like a Pirate.
Hermione's birthday.

Pirate.
Birthday.



Hm.


...


OMG! YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE SOOOOO COOOOOOL?????





HERMIONE NEEDS TO BE A PIRATE!

No, really, think about it!

*waits while people think*



See? Do you see how awesome that would be?

C'mon. You know you wanna do it. Make Hermione... into a pirate. It'll be fun! I may even write something, and I never do that, I'm far too self-conscious.


Hermione Pirate Day. Be there. Yar.

<sub>Bonus points if you manage to drag Fraggles into this somehow.

Or smurfs. I like smurfs. Everybody likes smurfs. More smurfs!</sub>