Well, *this* is depressing....

Imams, priests, and rabbis are united in Jerusalem - because of teh ebil gays!!!!111

On the plus side, gay people are now +10 for having united imams, priests, and rabbis in Jerusalem, for what that's worth. Give yourselves a round of applause, folks!

Ana - the world's big sister.

Ana, my friend the cradle robber, has a young admirer in her Friday toddler program. His name is Zack.

Well, Zack at one point attempted to leave the room by (uselessly) playing with the door. His mom and I called him back rather apathetically, secure in the knowledge that he couldn't get out anyway.

Wait! A child on the loose? This is no job for mere grownups! No, this is a job for...

SUPER ANA!

Faster than a crawling baby! More powerful than a wayward humongo-ball! She can leap small puddles in a single bound!

( Entirety of her conversation )

And thus, the day is saved, by... ANA!

*****

Later, in the County of Richmond!

Ah, a fine day on Snug Harbor. The sun is shining, the birds are tweeting, the toddlers are escaping from the museum carrying wagons...

Wait? Escaping toddlers? Where?

Me: Honey? Where's your mom?

Oh no! There is no adult in sight! (Well, there's me, but I hardly count in this drama!) And he's heading for the parking lot! WHO WILL SAVE HIM???

Quick! What's that? Out on the grass - it's a squirrel! It's a nut! No, it's ANA! Never fear, Ana is here!

( Another conversation )

Well, she tries, anyway. She really takes this "big kid" responsibility seriously, that's for sure.