Today's haiku

Lovely Metrocard
Swishing onto bus and train
Why have you expired?

Note: I actually pronounce expired "ex-pi-urd", three clear syllables, but other people *don't* always, so pretend I say it "ex-pierd" instead.

Oh, for...

You all know about faerie_quests, right?

Well, we're on a bit of quest overload, and nobody is getting helped, including me! All I need is a Mynci T-Shirt. Help?