conuly

Jun. 17th, 2005

Current Mood: irritated

Eating is disgusting. I don't want to have to see people eating in public. It's all those orifices and noise and it all ends up in the toilet anyway. You should eat in the toilet, save yourself a trip - and this way, the rest of us wouldn't have to be forced to watch your disgusting little habit. Oh, I know it's a natural function, but none of us wants to see it in public. It's obscene! Your mouth is used in sex. That's why civilized people cover their mouths with veils and whatnot. Doesn't your partner care that your mouth is now being used for things other than kissing them? That's sick and perverted, you know. Stop it! Stop eating in front of me! That's horrible! I'm going to complain to somebody. They'll make you stop.

Current Mood: apathetic

I guess the only way to figure it out is to take apart our laptops. *glances down* Well, I will just sit here. Youse guys can take apart your own laptops, maybe you can also put them together again afterwards.

Edit: Thanks all!

Current Mood: bitchy

Birdsongs.

No, bear with me here. This makes sense. See, in all these articles about autism, people get sniffy and say that "I'll never hear him say he loves me!!!" This is actually very similar to many articles I've read about people with deaf kids, except then it's often that they will never hear their parents say those words. And then somebody always says that, for this poor, unfortunate person, there are no birdsongs. It's always birds. They'll never hear the birds sing.

*listens to the birds for a bit*

You know what?

Birdsong is overrated. Do you know what birds are singing? They're singing "Get the fuck out of here" and "Hey, baby, let's do it" and "I've got a great big tonker" and "OUT! OUT! OUT! OFF MY LAWN, PUNK!" and that's about it.

Now, if *I* were deaf, or if I had a kid who was born deaf, I'd be a lot more concerned about not hearing sirens or car horns or gunshots and therefore might be endangered by this fact. But that's just me. I'm sure that, in the long run, it's more important to hear "I love you" and birdsong.

I mean, it must be, right?

(Yes, this is entirely random. Sorry.)

On a similar note, I often have wondered why people want to go back to the 50s. I know about the 50s. It was a veritible nightmare of racism, conformity, McCarthyism, sexism, and the Korean war. Who the hell wants to return to that? Other than the obvious, that is.

Current Mood: accomplished

If somebody gives you too much change, and you keep it, you're stealing. Since when does not committing a crime entitle you to free food? Can somebody explain this to me? Sometimes people piss me off....

(And yes, I'm cleaning, shut up)