If you're going to post a chain letter...
Jan. 17th, 2005 12:03 am1. Please, please, please take the time to format it correctly. If you don't care enough about your message to take out the >>> and paragraph it properly, why should we care enough to read it?
2. Please don't apologise "if this has been posted here before". You don't care, and we know it. If you cared, you'd get up off your ass and make sure that it hadn't been posted yesterday. And the day before. And two days before that. And eight times the previous week.
3. Please don't tell us to "spread it everywhere". It's a chain letter. It's already been spread everywhere. In fact, you didn't need to post it at all. Furthermore, we'll spread it if we damn well feel like it. If you have to ask people to share the news, it can't be very important or interesting.
4. Do yourself a favor, think a little. Do you really believe that not shopping on the 20th will send any kind of message to the powers that be? Do you think they'll even notice? Who, exactly, will be hurt if you don't shop? Will it be the president? Or corporations? More likely, it'll be small business owners who are hurt.
5. If you can't think, check Snopes. No, they're not always right, but at least they'll talk you out of posting any stupid chain letters.
2. Please don't apologise "if this has been posted here before". You don't care, and we know it. If you cared, you'd get up off your ass and make sure that it hadn't been posted yesterday. And the day before. And two days before that. And eight times the previous week.
3. Please don't tell us to "spread it everywhere". It's a chain letter. It's already been spread everywhere. In fact, you didn't need to post it at all. Furthermore, we'll spread it if we damn well feel like it. If you have to ask people to share the news, it can't be very important or interesting.
4. Do yourself a favor, think a little. Do you really believe that not shopping on the 20th will send any kind of message to the powers that be? Do you think they'll even notice? Who, exactly, will be hurt if you don't shop? Will it be the president? Or corporations? More likely, it'll be small business owners who are hurt.
5. If you can't think, check Snopes. No, they're not always right, but at least they'll talk you out of posting any stupid chain letters.