Oh. Dear. God.

Is this for real? And if it is, new question. Is there a law that all children's shows have to be full of not-quite-repressed sexual tension?

I must tell darkly...

Giant Squid are taking over!

And she used to be Queen of the Cephies, so.

I need to *write* to her.

That article about reading = oral sex...

It reminds me of a story my mom tells sometimes. See, she knew this woman who worked as a speech therapist for deaf kids - mostly, apparently, working with older kids. And this poor woman was inadvertently calling herself "Oral Sex" until one of them took her aside and said "you do know what that sign means, right?"

*giggles*

Or so says my mom, anyway.

List of words that ozarque has... um... listed...

Here.

I like drumble and moffle. They describe oh so very much in the world today.

The world is divided into two groups of people:

Those who think that schizophrenia = multiple personality disorder and those who carry around heavy duty sporks to attack the first group.

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Additionally, I feel I should inform you all that togas are NOT the same as Greek-style tunics. Togas cover you from the neck down. Togas do not expose the chest. Togas do not end at the waist. If you can wear it to a toga party, it's probably not a toga.

Thank you.

_{It's not my fault. I had a crazy Latin teacher in high school!}

I need a FAQK (and if you know where the K is from, more power to you)

But because most of my Frequently Asked Questions are about my user pictures, I thought I'd open the field to IAQs as well.

So, go ahead, ask anything. I'll answer the ones I like the most and put them in a generically named FAQ.

Don't ask about the user pictures, though. The answer is "don't ask me, ask the icon creator, whose name will be the second keyword. If there is no second keyword, or if the second keyword is xiggy, go ask xiggaroo. Unless you mean "equawity". I can't help you there."

*gigglesnorts*

Oooh, clicky!

Edit: God, now the sillies have come out.