The last bit is the part I occasionally try to tell people...

Not that I always follow my advice, though...

Well, I figured out what the mouse problem is!

My mouse takes up a lot of fucking energy. I turned on the... um... the power meter thingy you get when you do ctrl alt delete... Anyway, normally I hover at 2% or less, but moving the mouse around boosts it up to 20%. And trying to highlight text boosts it up as high as 50% (though usually no higher than 30%). Wow. All that for a mouse. *is impressed* At any rate, the point is that if I'm doing a lot, I don't have that to spare, do I? So the mouse runs slowly. But the trackpad, it doesn't work that way. So, yeah. I figured it out! Now, can I solve this?

And back to me talking about things I don't really know much about.

But there's something I *do* know about! Entire languages can NOT be termed "grammatically incorrect". Neither can entire dialects. That's just crazy talk.