Mostly for Jenn...

Breast milk compound shrinks warts.

Breast milk apparently tastes good with chocolate syrup (scroll down) No answer on how it tastes with ancient cereals.....

If Michael Moore is to be believed, it is apparently considered a potential threat to aviation.

And all mammals can secrete milk of some sort. Boobs... is there anything they can't do?

While we're on the topic, why is it that guys can go around topless if we can't? Doesn't that count as blatant hypocrisy, not to mention stupidity? I mean, I *barely* accept the convention of clothing-in-the-summer anyway, because I know that most people don't have my accepting view towards nudity, but....