So, we're eating Chinese food.

[conuly]

None of it is spicy enough. I knew I should've put in a request for rainbow chicken before my family went to the store. *munches on a fortune cookie* Ooh! Look! It has a little piece of paper inside! Sometimes, I get the ones without fortunes.

Relax and enjoy yourself

Hm. Now how does that game go? Relax and enjoy yourself... in bed.

*blinkblinkblink* You don't even need a dirty mind to understand this one. Sometimes, I think they're not even trying. Of course, Mommy got "Good news will be brought to you by mail", and there's no way to make this work. Even if you misspell mail as male, it still isn't that good.

Comments

[aquamizuko.livejournal.com]

I've heard you're supposed to add, "in my pants". That sounds pretty bad too @_@

[velasco.livejournal.com]

Well, it COULD work, if one were, say, in some UPS guy's fantasy. :P "Hello ma'am, I have a package for you..." etc etc etc.

Eh, it's a stretch. But it's still fun to try and come up with ways it might fit, which is another fun aspect of the game.

Oh, and if you want a fun twist on that "in bed" game, try adding it to the end of every Riker line on Star Trek: TNG. The results can be pretty hilarious at times :P

[conuly]

*blinkblink*

Oh damn. Now I have to try that.

[demonkoala.livejournal.com]

Living in China, and I've never had a fortune cookie....here at least.

[eofs.livejournal.com]

In two weeks of eating out in Italy I never once saw an oversized peppermill. I was most disappointed ;0)

[aquamizuko.livejournal.com]

I've heard you're supposed to add, "in my pants". That sounds pretty bad too @_@

[velasco.livejournal.com]

Well, it COULD work, if one were, say, in some UPS guy's fantasy. :P "Hello ma'am, I have a package for you..." etc etc etc.

Eh, it's a stretch. But it's still fun to try and come up with ways it might fit, which is another fun aspect of the game.

Oh, and if you want a fun twist on that "in bed" game, try adding it to the end of every Riker line on Star Trek: TNG. The results can be pretty hilarious at times :P

[conuly]

*blinkblink*

Oh damn. Now I have to try that.

[demonkoala.livejournal.com]

Living in China, and I've never had a fortune cookie....here at least.

[eofs.livejournal.com]

In two weeks of eating out in Italy I never once saw an oversized peppermill. I was most disappointed ;0)