Another poll!

[conuly]

[Poll #293987]

Comments

[minkhollow]

But you don't have either of the right answers for the woodchuck question. Depending on who you ask it's either 'seven' or 'Wayne Gretzky.'

[conuly]

Sorry.

[xiggaroo.livejournal.com]

How far can a bear run into the woods?


conuly -- Halfway!

minkhollow -- until it starts running out of them

xiggaroo -- Horniness!


Connie please forgive me... *shakes head* I thought you meant the actual answer to number one.

[conuly]

I can't forgive you. You have brought shame and dishonor onto your ancestors and your descendants for seven generations. Now get thee from my sight and do penance until this sin is cleansed from thy soul, NOT that it ever will/can be.

[codeman38.livejournal.com]

But there's no blank to specify who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men!

[conuly]

In the comments. You post a comment telling me who knows what evil lurks in the hot cement hearts of men.

[codeman38.livejournal.com]

Well, then. Only the Shadow Syndrome knows. :-)

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?

[marveen.livejournal.com]

...Why, Lamont Cranston, of course.

*starts singing softly*
It's a city of shadows, it's a city of lies,
It's a city of secrets, it's a city of cries...
But the lies are over now!
All I wanted was a spot in the light--
It never had to get so dark--
When the stars are out of sight,
And the moon is down,
The natives are so restless tonight....
*ends verse*

My apologies to Meat Loaf, but Taylor Dane knocked this one out of the park.

[velvetchamber.livejournal.com]

He who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men walks low and glides high. He can see all, feel all and know all, yet he can do nothing with his knowledge.

[mhari.livejournal.com]

Whoa. I didn't even look at the answers before I duplicated yours for the bear, down to the punctuation.

SPOOKY, YO.

[conuly]

...

*runs into the woods*

(but only halfway)

[dkmnow.livejournal.com]

1) The Shadow Knows!

2) after which, he's running out of the woods.

3) If I believed the commercial, I would.

4) I had something funny to say about this one, but I can't remember what it was.

5) "Wey, hey, the ship capsizes / wey, hey, the oil rises / wey, hey, drink Budweisers / earlye in the morning!" --Imagination Workshop

6) "On top of Old Smokey, all covered with cheese..."

:-D

[minkhollow]

But you don't have either of the right answers for the woodchuck question. Depending on who you ask it's either 'seven' or 'Wayne Gretzky.'

[conuly]

Sorry.

[xiggaroo.livejournal.com]

How far can a bear run into the woods?


conuly -- Halfway!

minkhollow -- until it starts running out of them

xiggaroo -- Horniness!


Connie please forgive me... *shakes head* I thought you meant the actual answer to number one.

[conuly]

I can't forgive you. You have brought shame and dishonor onto your ancestors and your descendants for seven generations. Now get thee from my sight and do penance until this sin is cleansed from thy soul, NOT that it ever will/can be.

[codeman38.livejournal.com]

But there's no blank to specify who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men!

[conuly]

In the comments. You post a comment telling me who knows what evil lurks in the hot cement hearts of men.

[codeman38.livejournal.com]

Well, then. Only the Shadow Syndrome knows. :-)

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?

[marveen.livejournal.com]

...Why, Lamont Cranston, of course.

*starts singing softly*
It's a city of shadows, it's a city of lies,
It's a city of secrets, it's a city of cries...
But the lies are over now!
All I wanted was a spot in the light--
It never had to get so dark--
When the stars are out of sight,
And the moon is down,
The natives are so restless tonight....
*ends verse*

My apologies to Meat Loaf, but Taylor Dane knocked this one out of the park.

[velvetchamber.livejournal.com]

He who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men walks low and glides high. He can see all, feel all and know all, yet he can do nothing with his knowledge.

[mhari.livejournal.com]

Whoa. I didn't even look at the answers before I duplicated yours for the bear, down to the punctuation.

SPOOKY, YO.

[conuly]

...

*runs into the woods*

(but only halfway)

[dkmnow.livejournal.com]

1) The Shadow Knows!

2) after which, he's running out of the woods.

3) If I believed the commercial, I would.

4) I had something funny to say about this one, but I can't remember what it was.

5) "Wey, hey, the ship capsizes / wey, hey, the oil rises / wey, hey, drink Budweisers / earlye in the morning!" --Imagination Workshop

6) "On top of Old Smokey, all covered with cheese..."

:-D