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[conuly]

Having the song "Rubber Duckie" (from Sesame Street) stuck in your head is bad. Having the song "Unclefucker" (from South Park) stuck in your head is bad. Having both of them stuck in your head at the same time is very bad....

Unclefucker, you're the one! You make bedtime lots of fun!

*groans*

Maybe if I scream loudly these demons will leave my brain in peace.

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[feathered.livejournal.com]

The best way to get songs unstuck:

Visualize a white room filled with songlyrics and either vacuum them up or paint over them, all the while singing bits of other songs in your head, switching every ten seconds so as not to give the other songs a chance to creep back in. Be sure to throw jingle bells in as frequently as you can stand -- it's the best for distracting your attention from other songs. You wouldn't want to just singe jingle bells, though, as it is probably just as unpleasant, especially if you know all of the little kid variations about batman and such.

[conuly]

I just sing "John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt" at the top of my lungs until somebody beats me over the head with a book.