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Or one male prostitute, anyway.

His claim is as follows: He has a bad back, so he hired this guy to help him move his luggage around.

Also, apparently, this was a real WWJD? situation. After thinking it over, he decided that Jesus would hire a male prostitute for this job so as to kill two birds with one stone - first, the luggage gets moved, and secondly you get to preach to the sinner!

Yeah, you know, I can see that. All I have to say to that is this:

If I were a prostitute (of any sort), and I showed up and found out I wasn't supposed to fuck this guy but to move luggage around and also that this dude expected to preach to me?

Yeah. I'd need to charge double, maybe triple for that sort of service. Sex is cheap. Listening to somebody go on and on and on? Not so much.

And also - if there's anybody Jesus hates, I'm not so sure it's the gay folks. He had some harsh words to say about hypocrites, though. Now, it's not my religion and it's not my holy book, and I suppose if it's yours you can interpret it in any way that makes sense to you. All I'm thinking, though, is that if you're so dedicated to helping others get right with God you should sit down periodically and make sure you're not a big old hypocrite. (Isn't there something in the Bible about that, anyway? Motes and beams and eyes and whatever? Gosh, it can't be one of those well-known quotes, can it?)

And when you're caught? Some friendly advice here? Just 'fess up already! It's bound to be less embarrassing!