True story.

[conuly]

Once I was on a bus, and heard three boys in the back trying to alter the words to "Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider" so as to insult girls. They kept failing. EVERY TIME. I LOL'd, I really did.

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[atdelphi.livejournal.com]

Hee - at the schools I attended, it was: "There's a land called Mars, where the ladies smoke cigars / and the men don't care, 'cause they wear no underwear / and the kids don't mind, 'cause they're naked all the time." Schoolyard memes are fascinating things.

[conuly]

There's a town in France/Where the ladies don't wear pants/And the men don't care/Cuz they don't wear underwear

[appadil.livejournal.com]

At my camp, it was "And the men wear bikinis/ and the babies drink martinis".