Evangeline and I took the train today.
Nov. 19th, 2008 07:35 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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On the train, we told jokes. Well, I told jokes, and Evangeline tried to keep up.
So, how do you know if there's an elephant in your refrigerator?
Because there are footprints in your peanut butter!
How do you know if there are two elephants in your refrigerator?
Because you hear them giggling when you close the door!
How do you know if there are three elephants in your refrigerator?
You can't close the door anymore!
How do you know if there are four elephants in your refrigerator?
*sighs* You can't fit four elephants in your refrigerator. That's just silly.
Evangeline thought that last one was pretty funny, so she decided to try a few of her own. I'm not quite sure she got the point, though....
How do you fit four elephants in a cloud?
Four elephants can't fit in a cloud!
How do you fit four elephants in a kitchen?
You can't fit four elephants in a kitchen, that's silly!
When she got to this one, I was a little tired and I sighed a bit.
How do you fit four elephants in a baby?
YOU KILL THE BABY!
I lol'd. Shouldn't've, it only encouraged her, but I was so surprised! Morbid child.
(This is only topped by the time she asked me, with great ceremony, "How does a fish eat a sandwich?" and then gave me the punchline "WITH HIS BUTT!". She gets the form, but not the content yet.)
So, how do you know if there's an elephant in your refrigerator?
Because there are footprints in your peanut butter!
How do you know if there are two elephants in your refrigerator?
Because you hear them giggling when you close the door!
How do you know if there are three elephants in your refrigerator?
You can't close the door anymore!
How do you know if there are four elephants in your refrigerator?
*sighs* You can't fit four elephants in your refrigerator. That's just silly.
Evangeline thought that last one was pretty funny, so she decided to try a few of her own. I'm not quite sure she got the point, though....
How do you fit four elephants in a cloud?
Four elephants can't fit in a cloud!
How do you fit four elephants in a kitchen?
You can't fit four elephants in a kitchen, that's silly!
When she got to this one, I was a little tired and I sighed a bit.
How do you fit four elephants in a baby?
YOU KILL THE BABY!
I lol'd. Shouldn't've, it only encouraged her, but I was so surprised! Morbid child.
(This is only topped by the time she asked me, with great ceremony, "How does a fish eat a sandwich?" and then gave me the punchline "WITH HIS BUTT!". She gets the form, but not the content yet.)
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Date: 2008-11-20 12:52 am (UTC)Why couldn't the bus get up the hill?
Because it had round windows!