conuly

1. You. Across the street. Yeah, you.

Listen, your dog? It's a puppy, maybe three months by the look of it. Maybe.

And maybe you haven't read the memo yet, but let me just assure you that the "walk" concept is decidedly misnamed. It's not about walking, it's about playing around and eventually pottying.

Especially for puppies.

So please. Stop dragging your dog the way you do. Watching his collar pull at him like that is literally painful, and I can only imagine how he feels. I see it again, and I'm telling you to your face instead of online like this. That's just not cool.

Poor dog.

2. YOU. Down the block!

You've got the opposite problem! Your dog is not that responsible! Stop letting him out by himself! Walk him, on a leash, and pick up his shit.

Because the next time I find your dog's shit, it's going on your porch; and the next time I find your dog I'm taking it right over to the nearest animal shelter where, hopefully, it can be adopted by people who care. I can take the collar off, that's no problem.

Thanks very much.