In case we didn't know...

[conuly]

Some guys are wimps

Seriously. Flipping out... over an unused, unopened tampon? Get a grip, man! I hope he never gets married, because that's just gonna hurt, he'll have to avoid the bathroom like the plague....

Comments

[mhari.livejournal.com]

[Elrond] Men are weak. [/Elrond]

...I have this insane desire to learn Flash and do a parody of this (http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/) now.

"Tampon tampon tampon tampon..."

[conuly]

No no no. It'd have to be woman woman woman woman woman mushroom TAMPON!

[staircase-wit.livejournal.com]

Am I strange for having no fear at all about mensturation?

[conuly]

No. This guy's just a bit of a freak.

[staircase-wit.livejournal.com]

It seems to go hand-in-hand without having any access to a female urogenital system, as far as I can tell. The guys who are most grossed out about periods seem to be unhappily single, although the sample I know is too small to be any more than a random ancedote.

[conuly]

Hm. But which is it, cause or effect?

[staircase-wit.livejournal.com]

Good question. I was never afraid of periods when I was a virgin, and I was a virgin for quite a while. I only knew one woman who acted as if I was afraid of her period. She seemed happy to learn that I wasn't, but she was a compulsive liar.

[conuly]

What's scary is women who are scared of their periods. Not in the "I have lots of painful cramping and please let it not hurt this month" way but in the "OMG! THEY SAW MY TAMPON! ITS SO GROSSSS! NOW THEY KNOW I GET MY PERIOD!!!!" way.

[staircase-wit.livejournal.com]

Well, that's what hysterectomies are for, right?

[joeymew.livejournal.com]

*falls over laughing hysterically* My brother would always be creeped out by unopened pads...

[morganne13.livejournal.com]

[snickers] He probably won't get married.........she did mention something about latent homosexuals..........

[maladaptive.livejournal.com]

I don't get that.

I have no qualms explaining "shark week" with a plethora of other obtuse euphemisms. I do this because after ten minutes of saying "riding the cotton pony," "the painters are in," and "Luna rolled my numeber" I get to shout: "I'M BLEEDING FROM MY VAGINAL CAVITY, YOU FARKING NINNY!"

[nighteshade.livejournal.com]

this reminds me of one time when i was watching "america's funniest home videos" for some reason, and one of the videos was of these two little boys who found an unused tampon on the ground... they showed it to their mom, all excited, because they thought it was a stick of dynamite. XD the mom asked them what they thought they should do with it, and they said "call the police!" it was cute.

[mhari.livejournal.com]

[Elrond] Men are weak. [/Elrond]

...I have this insane desire to learn Flash and do a parody of this (http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/) now.

"Tampon tampon tampon tampon..."

[conuly]

No no no. It'd have to be woman woman woman woman woman mushroom TAMPON!

[staircase-wit.livejournal.com]

Am I strange for having no fear at all about mensturation?

[conuly]

No. This guy's just a bit of a freak.

[staircase-wit.livejournal.com]

It seems to go hand-in-hand without having any access to a female urogenital system, as far as I can tell. The guys who are most grossed out about periods seem to be unhappily single, although the sample I know is too small to be any more than a random ancedote.

[conuly]

Hm. But which is it, cause or effect?

[staircase-wit.livejournal.com]

Good question. I was never afraid of periods when I was a virgin, and I was a virgin for quite a while. I only knew one woman who acted as if I was afraid of her period. She seemed happy to learn that I wasn't, but she was a compulsive liar.

[conuly]

What's scary is women who are scared of their periods. Not in the "I have lots of painful cramping and please let it not hurt this month" way but in the "OMG! THEY SAW MY TAMPON! ITS SO GROSSSS! NOW THEY KNOW I GET MY PERIOD!!!!" way.

[staircase-wit.livejournal.com]

Well, that's what hysterectomies are for, right?

[joeymew.livejournal.com]

*falls over laughing hysterically* My brother would always be creeped out by unopened pads...

[morganne13.livejournal.com]

[snickers] He probably won't get married.........she did mention something about latent homosexuals..........

[maladaptive.livejournal.com]

I don't get that.

I have no qualms explaining "shark week" with a plethora of other obtuse euphemisms. I do this because after ten minutes of saying "riding the cotton pony," "the painters are in," and "Luna rolled my numeber" I get to shout: "I'M BLEEDING FROM MY VAGINAL CAVITY, YOU FARKING NINNY!"

[nighteshade.livejournal.com]

this reminds me of one time when i was watching "america's funniest home videos" for some reason, and one of the videos was of these two little boys who found an unused tampon on the ground... they showed it to their mom, all excited, because they thought it was a stick of dynamite. XD the mom asked them what they thought they should do with it, and they said "call the police!" it was cute.