Ah, I love the Onion sometimes!
Jun. 29th, 2005 08:10 amArea man thinks infant son might be gay.
My mother told the story about a neighbor they had once, who was convinced that his son was going to grow up to be gay, because at two years old he liked to play with soft toys. And he was a doctor, so of course he knew!
Joke is, one of his sons was gay. Just wasn't that one.
My mother told the story about a neighbor they had once, who was convinced that his son was going to grow up to be gay, because at two years old he liked to play with soft toys. And he was a doctor, so of course he knew!
Joke is, one of his sons was gay. Just wasn't that one.