Give somebody a FAQ link, and they go ahead, read it, and delete their post! Another happy customer!
(And people say I'm not helpful. Tsk. Tsk. Tsk some more.)
Instead of giving a man on fire (and warming him for a day), I have set the man on fire, thereby keeping him warm the rest of his life. Take that, you doubters!
(With luck, she'll also take my advice about shutting up so it can all blow over. That really *is* good advice, and a better course of action than telling us how mean most (but not all) of us really were, and pointedly thanking the few non-mean people. Which didn't include me. I'll survive. Hey, maybe she'll go tell Elise how horrible I am! There's a bright side! She might even start a site! I should make a few typos, make it official....)
(Can you tell I'm having fun here?)
(And people say I'm not helpful. Tsk. Tsk. Tsk some more.)
Instead of giving a man on fire (and warming him for a day), I have set the man on fire, thereby keeping him warm the rest of his life. Take that, you doubters!
(With luck, she'll also take my advice about shutting up so it can all blow over. That really *is* good advice, and a better course of action than telling us how mean most (but not all) of us really were, and pointedly thanking the few non-mean people. Which didn't include me. I'll survive. Hey, maybe she'll go tell Elise how horrible I am! There's a bright side! She might even start a site! I should make a few typos, make it official....)
(Can you tell I'm having fun here?)