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A rise in sea levels could mean that....

"Most of the village of Kennebunkport along with President Bush’s family home on Walker’s Point could be completely submerged."

Now, that's what I call funny. I mean tragic, and sad. But still funny.

I was talking to somebody else about this, and they say "Well, I won't be here then, I'll have moved." Moved where? Inland? Like that'll save you. What does she expect, that she's the only one bright enough to get while the getting's good, that all the poor sods on the coast (most of humanity - for some reason, they just keep putting major cities near shipping! Imagine!) will just wait while the water goes up higher, and higher, up to their necks, and submerges them? Why? Because, wait, don't tell me, they have faith in God.

People don't think.

Date: 2007-01-21 02:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] concordantnexus.livejournal.com
Quick way to get all the apocalyptic Jesus-freaks to smarten up:

1.) offer to shoot every single last one of them with the opportunity to say that they believe in Jesus before they get shot
2a.) they go to heaven (or so they think) and the rest of the world is well rid of them (yay! we're Left Behind to clean up the mess)
2b.) they smarten up and realize that you can't keep messing up the planet

Date: 2007-01-21 03:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] concordantnexus.livejournal.com
Say does Osama get to go to heaven if he repents and decides to believe in Jesus? :p

Date: 2007-01-21 02:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] concordantnexus.livejournal.com
Quick way to get all the apocalyptic Jesus-freaks to smarten up:

1.) offer to shoot every single last one of them with the opportunity to say that they believe in Jesus before they get shot
2a.) they go to heaven (or so they think) and the rest of the world is well rid of them (yay! we're Left Behind to clean up the mess)
2b.) they smarten up and realize that you can't keep messing up the planet

Date: 2007-01-21 03:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] concordantnexus.livejournal.com
Say does Osama get to go to heaven if he repents and decides to believe in Jesus? :p

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