*thinks*
Baby spoons have really long handles.
Does this mean that babies are the devil? Or that the devil is a baby? Or maybe that if you sup with the devil he'll feed you as though you were a baby? Maybe we're devils compared to babies, and they're the ones using long spoons against us? Do long spoons work against creatures of the dark? Maybe iron long spoons protect us against the Good People, and silver long spoons protect us against werewolves, and.... I don't know.
Does any creature of the night flee at the sight of translucent orange plastic? Because those are the only long spoons I've got that are clean, I think.
Baby spoons have really long handles.
Does this mean that babies are the devil? Or that the devil is a baby? Or maybe that if you sup with the devil he'll feed you as though you were a baby? Maybe we're devils compared to babies, and they're the ones using long spoons against us? Do long spoons work against creatures of the dark? Maybe iron long spoons protect us against the Good People, and silver long spoons protect us against werewolves, and.... I don't know.
Does any creature of the night flee at the sight of translucent orange plastic? Because those are the only long spoons I've got that are clean, I think.