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See, now, that's just an invitation for creepy behavior. "Excuse me, would you like to get off of the horse so a small child who you don't actually know or belong to can ride it instead, and you'll stand next to this small child who doesn't know you and pretend to be a part of their family?"

Oh, yes, that would be amusing as hell. I think I'd get off the horse to stand next to a child and, whenever the ride op was looking, lean forward to smell the child's hair. It's incredibly creepy, but not illegal, and if anyone bitched, I could just say "the ride operator invited me to accompany your child on this ride." With as creepy a look I could muster.

It wouldn't work very well for creeping people out, because people seem to assume I'm all child-friendly. But with the right person, it would certainly get the creep factor going!