Date: 2005-08-24 11:20 pm (UTC)
I have trouble quoting verbatim, so as close as I can get from memory:

This little piggy went to Hades
This little piggy stayed home
This little piggy ate raw and steaming human flesh
This little piggy violated virgins
And this little piggy climbed over a heap of dead bodies to get to the top

This usually goes over very well, especially as I raise the pitch of my voice on heap, which makes it so cute.
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