Y'know what else? Screw this. I *am* going to beg.

[conuly]

Not for a whole permanent account, that's stupid. I wouldn't want to put my friends into debt. But, instead, for a bunch of coupons.

Or, alternatively, for baby toys.

Or for a donation to be made to the charity of your choice, so long as it's not a charity I am morally opposed to (since I am the one asking, here, I figure it's okay to put a restriction against things I don't like, right?).

So, three things you can spend money on (or time, for the third thing). LJ stuff for me, toys for... notme, and charity. Charity is good.

Hey, I'll make a deal with the last one. You spend money on charity, and I'll 1. do my best to donate time to that or a similar charity and 2. spam youse all with a post including links to the charities.

Wait, wait. I was just going to ask for stuff for me. I've got to stop doing this....

Edit: Hey, that worked! Thanks, wispfox!