conuly

Three things you should know:

1. I like judging people. It's fun. I do refrain from judging people I know, or who ask me for advice, but if I'm speaking generally (this is good, this is bad), there's no holds barred. So I say "Conservatives are ruining the economy", and I get judgmental, I'm not talking about any actual conservatives. Just so you know. My life is more interesting when I have shadowy enemies. Edit: This means that you can't take any seemingly sweeping statement I make seriously. If it really is a sweeping statement, I don't mean it, and if it's not a sweeping statement, but you're reading it that way, I really don't mean it.

2. If people try to trap me in an argument (this hasn't happened for a while, but it does occasionally), I will quite willingly adopt a position I don't actually hold just to shut them up. So if they fall down that slippery slope and proudly tell me that I just advocated murder, well, yup, I'll go ahead and advocate murder. And if they set up a bizarre hypothetical that involves my principles telling my mom (before she had me) to abort me - yup, I'm aborted all right. Whee, there I am, a dead fetus.

3. I'm going to bed now. All threads involving my participation are put on hold, pending my, y'know, participation.

Djusk' a.