*rolls her eyes*
Nov. 28th, 2003 09:27 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
conuly
I love Way Too Personals. The webmaster culls really weird/sick/stupid personal ads from the internet, and posts them for our commenting pleasure. This week's best ad?
SWM N/S N/D seeking SWF for bisexual love, being my female slave and lots and lots of sex. Orgies required and she must be faithful to me only. I will not work a formal job, as I am busy conquering the universe on my P4 2.4ghz, so she must work. Female must be 5'3" or 5'4" C-D cup, 105-108lbs. Blonde hair, blue eyes, blemish free face and tan complection (not black). No tatoes and must disasociate herself from her parents to remove (mother-in-law effect). Also, female will dress as I tell her how to dress and must be naked at all times when in my house. I am a succesful male and I am succesful by doing the things the way I think they should be done. It's always worked for me. I drive a Porsche...
"I can be bi, you must remain faithful to me only. How you'll remain faithful while going to lots of orgies is anyone's guess. You'll have to be the breadwinner AND the homemaker all the while dieting to keep from gaining 3 pounds. What little weight you have should primarily be on your chest. Orphans prefered. What do you get? Nothing. But I drive a Porsche."
*gigglesnorts*
SWM N/S N/D seeking SWF for bisexual love, being my female slave and lots and lots of sex. Orgies required and she must be faithful to me only. I will not work a formal job, as I am busy conquering the universe on my P4 2.4ghz, so she must work. Female must be 5'3" or 5'4" C-D cup, 105-108lbs. Blonde hair, blue eyes, blemish free face and tan complection (not black). No tatoes and must disasociate herself from her parents to remove (mother-in-law effect). Also, female will dress as I tell her how to dress and must be naked at all times when in my house. I am a succesful male and I am succesful by doing the things the way I think they should be done. It's always worked for me. I drive a Porsche...
"I can be bi, you must remain faithful to me only. How you'll remain faithful while going to lots of orgies is anyone's guess. You'll have to be the breadwinner AND the homemaker all the while dieting to keep from gaining 3 pounds. What little weight you have should primarily be on your chest. Orphans prefered. What do you get? Nothing. But I drive a Porsche."
*gigglesnorts*
