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Then I decided to play by my rules, not theirs.
See, Hot or Not is a site where you send in a picture, and strangers rate it for you, presumably on how hot you are. That got real old, real fast. So now I rate like this:
Everyone starts at a 5. That's the midway point. They gain or lose up to 2 points for their looks.
You gain points for having pictures of cats, dogs, or cute babies in the picture.
You lose points if you blur the faces of the cat, dog, or cute baby, or if you draw an arrow to yourself saying "me" when the only other living creature in the picture is a cat, dog, or baby. You also lose points for cutting out only the part of the picture that is a cat, dog, or cute baby.
You lose points for having tons of people in the picture.
You lose points if the picture is too big or small.
You lose points (I'm cruel, see how many ways one can lose points?) for having a very blurry or pixelated picture.
You lose points if you don't know how to crop, or if the picture is tilted.
You gain points if your not cropping means that there's lots of lovely scenery in the picture.
Unless that scenery is an expensive vehicle. Thats' boastful.
You gain points for webcam pics.
You gain points for admitting you're a geek in your picture.
You lose points for trying too hard, or being shirtless.
You gain points for a collage.
Unless it's only two pictures. That loses points.
You gain points for black and white.
You gain points for really cool tattoos being the focus of the picture.
You gain points for being either nonchalant or unposed.
You lose points if you took the picture yourself, unless it's a webcam.
Gain points for sticking out your tongue
Lose points for any other stupid expression.
If you're in a military outfit, and you're cute, add an extra cuteness point. If you're not, subtract an extra cuteness point. If you're playing with a weapon, subtract a point.
Yes, hot or not. The place where my insanity makes nary a dent in the self-indulgence of the picture placers.
See, Hot or Not is a site where you send in a picture, and strangers rate it for you, presumably on how hot you are. That got real old, real fast. So now I rate like this:
Everyone starts at a 5. That's the midway point. They gain or lose up to 2 points for their looks.
You gain points for having pictures of cats, dogs, or cute babies in the picture.
You lose points if you blur the faces of the cat, dog, or cute baby, or if you draw an arrow to yourself saying "me" when the only other living creature in the picture is a cat, dog, or baby. You also lose points for cutting out only the part of the picture that is a cat, dog, or cute baby.
You lose points for having tons of people in the picture.
You lose points if the picture is too big or small.
You lose points (I'm cruel, see how many ways one can lose points?) for having a very blurry or pixelated picture.
You lose points if you don't know how to crop, or if the picture is tilted.
You gain points if your not cropping means that there's lots of lovely scenery in the picture.
Unless that scenery is an expensive vehicle. Thats' boastful.
You gain points for webcam pics.
You gain points for admitting you're a geek in your picture.
You lose points for trying too hard, or being shirtless.
You gain points for a collage.
Unless it's only two pictures. That loses points.
You gain points for black and white.
You gain points for really cool tattoos being the focus of the picture.
You gain points for being either nonchalant or unposed.
You lose points if you took the picture yourself, unless it's a webcam.
Gain points for sticking out your tongue
Lose points for any other stupid expression.
If you're in a military outfit, and you're cute, add an extra cuteness point. If you're not, subtract an extra cuteness point. If you're playing with a weapon, subtract a point.
Yes, hot or not. The place where my insanity makes nary a dent in the self-indulgence of the picture placers.
