Jenn is away, so Finn is sleeping with me

[conuly]

And this is our nightly conversation:

Me: Finn, this is a queen-sized bed
Finn: Yes!
Me: And you are a toy poodle.
Finn: Yes!
Me: You are toy sized.
Finn: Yes!
Me: So this bed is big enough for the both of us.
Finn: Yes! Yes! Yes! This bed is big enough for me to snuggle a human!
Me: Great! So glad we agree. Let's set you up against the wall, vertically.
Finn: Yes! But what if... what if I lie down in the middle of the bed, diagonally?
Me: Um. Then the bed is not big enough for the both of us. How about if you go here, against the wall, vertically?
Finn: Yes! Or, I could go here, in the middle, diagonally!
Me: No, that doesn't work.
Finn: Come snuggle me! Come snuggle me! Come snuggle me! I am in the middle! Diagonally!
Me: ....