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A Man Writes...

My boss is a very attractive woman who has been giving me pretty clear signs she wants to have sex with me. No threats or coercion involved, just plain lust. She’s no female version of Harvey Weinstein, and I know I’d enjoy it. What’s the downside?

— Anonymous

There is no downside whatsoever here and that sounds completely fine. Your cats will be thrilled that soon, everyday will be Caturday at your house.

This Is Obvious to Everyone You Know

My wife and I have been paying off our student loans for years, but we still have about $75,000 to go. She’s 35 and really wants to start having a family, but I think we should wait a few more years, until we’ve paid off more of our loans. We argue about it constantly.

— Anonymous

You don’t actually want children and you’re wasting her time and she will hate you forever.

I'm not sure how useful this column is (much as I may agree that capitalism IS like a vat of boiling oil) but it at least avoids being earnestly helpful.

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asakiyume

Uncomfortable is a keyword that makes lawyers and H.R. people, well, uncomfortable and therefore is very effective.

--These are great; thanks for the link!