Unbelievable.

I know I've said this here before - and I've said it there too - but people are never looking for Ender's Game. Like, literally, I've never seen it before. If you think they are, it's always Virtual War instead, and that goes double if they actually use the phrase "virtual war".

Until today.

The first and only time it's ever actually been Ender's Game - and I missed it!

Well, so it goes. We'll see if there's ever a repeat.