Did you know that if it's cold enough, your phone will freeze?

I did not know that! I sure know that now! Google says you need to warm it up before you can charge it. Blech.

I *did* know that if it gets sufficiently cold I will develop hives once I start to thaw*, but I had forgotten this, which is how I ended up in the bathroom of CVS rubbing benadryl cream all over my thighs. As soon as I'd done I glanced at the box to find out how long until they stopped itching like crazy, no answers but I was informed that I should refrain from putting benadryl over "large areas". Are my thighs a large area? How large does an area have to be and, more importantly, do I care right now?

I do not. I care that I'm no longer about to scratch myself bloody.

* I also get hives in the heat