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“As I have stated strongly before, and just to reiterate, if Turkey does anything that I, in my great and unmatched wisdom, consider to be off limits, I will totally destroy and obliterate the Economy of Turkey (I’ve done before!)”

...is it just me, or is that even batshittier than declaring he could just pardon himself if found guilty of anything?

This is the fucking worst timeline, I swear. I can't even be amused by the wacky hijinks anymore.