I want you all to read these two articles back-to-back

NY Cops Gave Jeffrey Epstein A Pass While Making More Than 7,000 Arrests For Similar Offenses

Jeffrey Epstein's treatment is 'worse' because of his wealth, his lawyers say

Uh-huh.

Things my kitchen urgently needs:

1. A dishwasher, for the love of god
1a. Someplace to put said dishwasher
2. A new stove with working oven and FIVE burners, all of which function properly
3. Left-handed kitchen shears
4. A secondary pair of left-handed scissors, and a pair of good quality right-handed scissors
5. A new small size pot, for when both small size pots are in use but I don't want to use a big one
6. A new medium-large skillet, for the same reason
7. A NEW AND IMPROVED LIGHT FIXTURE OMG

So, 1, 2, and 7 are long term goals, but does anybody have recommendations on the middle ones? I don't want to be bummed by the crappiness of my lefty shears, after all.