My poor feet...

First I accidentally sloshed boiling water on them, then I stubbed my toe going up the stairs. How do I even do that? I only go up them a hundred times a day!

Also, also, also apparently vagina-mansplainer-dude followed up his long and pointless twitter stylings with a 20 page google doc. A thing of beauty is a joy forever. (You may be surprised to read this, but down in the middle of that screed he proves himself to also be ablist and racist, or at least ablist/racist adjacent.)