Oh, shit, Paris.

If you've been living under a rock and haven't heard of the attacks, you may want to crawl back under your rock. I know I intend to hide under my blanket for a while. Selfish as this thought is, I can't stand the idea that this is going to lead to more security theater in NYC, again. If anything makes me feel scared and unsafe, it's beefed up security. So hiding under my bed from the news might be the most appropriate thing to do.

Less selfishly, everybody in Paris has my sympathy right now, except the perpetrators. No sympathy for them.