Eva's bunk bed has been wobbly

So I went to tighten all the connections, only to find that I couldn't get the l-key into ANY of them because somebody filled up all the holes with play dough.

When that bed collapses as the girls leap from it in a wild frenzy, I just hope the cat doesn't get hurt.

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Hot West, Cold East May be the Norm as World Warms

http://bit.ly/1nke2JW

CHIKUNGUNYA, A HIGHLY INFECTIOUS DISEASE, MAY SOON ARRIVE IN THE U.S.

http://alj.am/1nkaU0G

School Advises Students Not to Report Bullying, and Basically Just Accept It

Holy crap. O.o

http://bit.ly/1i851lm

Gene Variants Linked with Pain Tolerance

http://bit.ly/1eVzjHh

If El Niño Comes This Year, It Could Be a Monster

LOL, they translate El Niño in-article as "the niño"!

http://www.wired.com/2014/04/el-nino-effects/

Did removing lead from petrol spark a decline in crime?

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-27067615

The U.S. Is One of the Least Taxed of the Developed Countries

http://bit.ly/1jvPOHh

Blind Luck: It's what saves Earth from getting destroyed from asteroid impact, say former NASA astronauts

"This network has detected 26 multi-kiloton explosions since 2001, all of which are due to asteroid impacts," Lu said on the foundation's website. "It shows that asteroid impacts are NOT rare -- but actually 3-10 times more common than we previously thought."

http://bit.ly/Qs0nms

US Has A 'Secret Exception' To Reasonable Suspicion For Putting People On The No Fly List

http://bit.ly/1i7WTBp

LED Lights Are Ruining Laundry Detergent's White-Brightening Trick

http://bit.ly/QA525y

How Harmless Bacteria Quickly Turned Into a Flesh-Eating Monster
Just four changes gave Streptococcus the ability to cause deadly disease.

http://bit.ly/1iDmzVg

Batman is 75 years old this month!

In a sane world, 75 years would put Batman firmly in the public domain, but we are not living in that world. At any rate, you can drown your sorrows with a short commemorative clip set in Batman Beyond!

http://bit.ly/1iDpnSi

The nieces were incredibly upset at USPS ads showing Spider-Man. Obviously, they explained, it should be Batman delivering the mail. Why this should be the case when Bruce Wayne is independently wealthy, they couldn't say.

But there you have it. At 75 years of age, Bruce Wayne should give up the wealthy playboy act and start delivering the mail.

Edit: bonus clip for extra giggles!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1z6o1GIEsQE

Gotta love it when people don't really think through the consequences of their dastardly deeds.