Last week, NYC had no murders at all.

None! For a whole week!

I thought that was pretty cool, but apparently 4 other people disagreed and we had five murders all at once last night. (Two of them by the same overachiever.)

This is why we can't have nice things, you know.

http://nym.ag/1b0YdOW

http://nydn.us/GVqJbm