In other, more cheerful news, George Takei continues to be awesome.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/34201d7411/gay-beware-with-jesse-tyler-ferguson

And here is an article about Ancient Greek statues and how they were painted:

http://gizmodo.com/5616498/ultraviolet-light-reveals-how-ancient-greek-statues-really-looked

Why is it that when I try to find new recipes for beans I keep finding the old ones?

Kidney beans in chili. White beans with greens and sausage. Split pea soup. Black beans with cilantro or sweet potato or both. Chickpeas for hummus. Nothing wrong with any of those, but isn't there more to life? And nobody is such a fan of soup here anyway.

I could crack open my Indian cookbook, which has a plethora of bean recipes, and lentils, but much though I adore it I don't want to eat from it every day.

This is going to keep me up all night

What is the plural of Spider-Man (and likewise Batman and Superman)?