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Note to world:
Sep. 25th, 2006 06:50 am
The baby is sleeping. Her head is on her shoulder because she is asleep.
No, she's not going to fall out. No, I'm not going to drop her. She's perfectly safe and comfortable.
Do you want to help? Okay, here's what you can do. You can NOT touch the baby. Why would you do that? You can, however, SHUT UP and stop screaming in my ear. The BABY is ASLEEP. I cannot stress this point enough. She's perfectly safe, but she might appreciate being allowed to, y'know, nap a little while longer.
Thanks.
No, she's not going to fall out. No, I'm not going to drop her. She's perfectly safe and comfortable.
Do you want to help? Okay, here's what you can do. You can NOT touch the baby. Why would you do that? You can, however, SHUT UP and stop screaming in my ear. The BABY is ASLEEP. I cannot stress this point enough. She's perfectly safe, but she might appreciate being allowed to, y'know, nap a little while longer.
Thanks.
