Well, I now have 91 friend-ofs.

Unfortunately, four of them will never read my beautiful journal. They seem to be under the misguided impression that they're irritating and/or funny. Seriously, dudes? Get a life. That joke's old, it's BEEN old, and I don't give a.

And you guys, who keep making a big deal that serial adders are somehow harrassing you, you need to quit it. You're even stupider than they are for friggin' caring.

Anyway. 91. Nine more and I'll have a party. Promise.