I wanted to take a nap.

[conuly]

(I didn't get to take a nap.)

If I don't wake up in time to pick up Ana, we'll none of us be happy.

(So I shouldn't take a nap.)

I usually set my alarm on my phone for this sort of situation. But I couldn't find my phone :(

(So I couldn't take a nap.)

The way to find your phone is to get somebody to call you, but the only way to get somebody to call me would be to call them, and if I could do that *I* could call me.

(And then I could take a nap.)

I could email somebody, but there's an inherent amount of unreliability and dashed hopes in that method - what if they don't check their email, or they do at some time when I'm otherwise occupied?

(I really wanted a nap.)

LOOKIE WHAT I FOUND!!!! Isn't it awesome? They call your phone for you!

(I still didn't take a nap. It's too close to when I have to leave. Sigh.)