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It never fails.

No sooner do I touch, or even *think* about touching something potentially burning to mucous membranes when I proceed to clumsily spread whatever it is all over the more sensitive parts of my body. If I cut up ginger, I foolishly wipe my eyes. If it's a chili pepper, I may pick my nose while in the bathroom. Once, in the height of stupidity, several hours (but no hand-washing) after cooking I went ahead and... well... it's best not to say, but let me say that that's just not the sort of thing that turns me on...!

Today it was tea tree oil in my eye. TWICE. How the fuck do I do that twice?
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