Save 'em up, post them, repeat if necessary.

[conuly]

6 year old accused of sexual harassment

http://bitly.com/Jewlzp

A pair of Philadelphians bringing their style of pretzel to Brooklyn

http://bitly.com/IF3a85

Breastfeeding mom kicked out of Conn. court

http://bit.ly/1iWMedu

Mars Curiosity rover finds life-supporting chemicals

http://www.cnn.com/2013/12/10/tech/mars-curiosity-rover/

200,000 people apply to live on Mars

http://edition.cnn.com/2013/12/10/tech/innovation/mars-one-plan/

Bernie Sanders Introduces New Health Care Legislation: Medicare For All

http://bit.ly/1gp9teg

Nearly Half of All U.S. Schoolchildren Live in Low-Income Households

http://bit.ly/1bWwVO1

An Organic Greenhouse Run by Farmers With Autism

http://bit.ly/1d58muI

Remote classroom illustrates China's education challenges

http://cnn.it/JeuWss

Big Brother spying is reaching scary levels

http://cnn.it/1e5s3b6

Storage Tips for Winter Vegetables

http://bit.ly/IPv2pk

What Happened On Easter Island — A New (Even Scarier) Scenario

http://n.pr/1f4jUjE

US job openings reach 5-year high, a hopeful sign

It seems to me that I've spent my adult life listening to people say "no, really, the economy is doing better now!"

http://yhoo.it/IFpluW

Girl in the Shadows: Dasani's Homeless Life

This is a long, 5-part article. I wasn't going to post it when I read it, because it is so very depressing in parts, but everybody else seems to be passing it around and I'd rather be a little depressing than very behind the times.

http://nyti.ms/1gkzlYC

Comments

[ksol1460.livejournal.com]

"An Organic Greenhouse Run by Farmers With Autism"?

*classroom film sound kicks in* These young men are using autism to run their greenhouse! That's right! Scientists have recently discovered that autism can be used to power a car! You can get three times the mileage from a pound of autism than you can from a cornstalk! Autism is as essential to modern farming practice as the John Deere tractor.

Gabe immediately says "Yep, all you need is sunlight, water and a little good ol'autism. Mix it into your soil just like wormcast and horse manure."

(We actually think this is a fantastic thing, it's just the "with autism" phrasing that... gnfgffnnggnf.)

[conuly]

*giggles*

It's been a long time since metaquotes was a thing, but by Jove, I want to post that there!

[ksol1460.livejournal.com]

Post it anywhere you like! I'm dang proud of that one.

[Sent this to our one friend and he goes "I'm gonna go out right now an' get myself a brand-new autismobile!"]

[conuly]

Oh, god, you're killing me! I'm gonna end up like Chrysippus!