My mother and I are doomed, I say, dooooooooooooooomed.

[conuly]

So, I'm walking around, heading to the bathroom, humming some carols, when it occurs to me...

Me: Hey, mommy?
Mommy: Yes?
Me: Does this sound strange to you? "Holy infant, so tender and mild"? I mean it's -
Mommy: Coook at 350 degrees! Baste occasionally!
Me: Exactly. "We're all going to hellllll!"

We're just not normal. Alas.

Happy today!

Comments

[zannechaos.livejournal.com]

...if you're going to hell, I see I'm in fine company. ::DYING::

[lordalfredhenry.livejournal.com]

*nods*. Someone needs to update some of these songs but then again, one loses the old usages this way. There must be a conspiracy to revise the adjectives tender, mild and possibly holy next. Anyone for some smokey holy(salty?) ham? ;)

Well, tender refers to uhm "tender hearted"...(ok, not much better). Maybe "gentle/peaceful countenance" is more like it.

But mild isn't like beer here, it's mild-tempered? (but so what if it's an infant)

[bekijane.livejournal.com]

"see the tender lamb appear, promised from eternal years"

Pass the mint sauce please.

Hell. In a handbasket. Yes.

[squittycat.livejournal.com]

To Serve Man. It's a cookbook.

[carlanime.livejournal.com]

::nods:: Baste frequently for extra infant-tenderness.

[wispfox.livejournal.com]

I am amused, both at the content, and at the fact that right above this post was this one (http://www.livejournal.com/users/the_xtina/58980.html).

[adina77.livejournal.com]

:-). two different convos I see. I dont go to hell, I'm immortal! Did u like the gift I got ya :-)

[conuly]

Yea, verily

[adina77.livejournal.com]

:-)

Bwwaaaaahahahahahaa!

[takaal.livejournal.com]

Oh my. Oh my. Yep, we're all goin' to hell!

[zannechaos.livejournal.com]

...if you're going to hell, I see I'm in fine company. ::DYING::

[lordalfredhenry.livejournal.com]

*nods*. Someone needs to update some of these songs but then again, one loses the old usages this way. There must be a conspiracy to revise the adjectives tender, mild and possibly holy next. Anyone for some smokey holy(salty?) ham? ;)

Well, tender refers to uhm "tender hearted"...(ok, not much better). Maybe "gentle/peaceful countenance" is more like it.

But mild isn't like beer here, it's mild-tempered? (but so what if it's an infant)

[bekijane.livejournal.com]

"see the tender lamb appear, promised from eternal years"

Pass the mint sauce please.

Hell. In a handbasket. Yes.

[squittycat.livejournal.com]

To Serve Man. It's a cookbook.

[carlanime.livejournal.com]

::nods:: Baste frequently for extra infant-tenderness.

[wispfox.livejournal.com]

I am amused, both at the content, and at the fact that right above this post was this one (http://www.livejournal.com/users/the_xtina/58980.html).

[adina77.livejournal.com]

:-). two different convos I see. I dont go to hell, I'm immortal! Did u like the gift I got ya :-)

[conuly]

Yea, verily

[adina77.livejournal.com]

:-)

Bwwaaaaahahahahahaa!

[takaal.livejournal.com]

Oh my. Oh my. Yep, we're all goin' to hell!