An Ode to the Common Troll...

[conuly]

O Troll! Your very name conjures up stories of strength!
We who watch are ever amazed at your feats of logic.
O Troll! Your existence gives life to the gods
In the form of prayers.
Your ability to form crude images knows no bounds
And your vocabulary of offensive words exceeds that of even the greatest lexographer.
Troll!
Oh, how we love you.
You prove we are not scum.
Troll!

Comments

[hopefulnebula]

This the same troll you just linked to? Or a troll in general? Or a Treasure Troll? Remember those?

[conuly]

I suspect it's the same one. They attempted to insult me by calling me an "annoying cunt" and implying that my diagnosis was fake. Oh, alas, I am not the annoying one, and my diagnosis is anything but fake.

Actually, it's rather sweet that they took the time to make an insulting image just for me.

[hopefulnebula]

Hey, I owe you a metaquote, don't I? *adds it to her "to take care of in the morning" list*

[conuly]

Oh god. I spend ages trying to come up with metaquoteable things, I kill myself (metaphorically speaking) on funny and insightful comments... but I throw up an ode in a 75 seconds based entirely out of annoyance, and that gets metaquoted?

*headdesks*

I just don't get it. Whine, whine, WHINE! WHINE! WHINY WHINE!

[conuly]

That's a thanks most awfully, by the way.

[hopefulnebula]

No, not this. The "birdsong" bit from a while back.

But you're welcome anyway.

[conuly]

Ah. In that case, I repeat my comment.

[(Anonymous)]

Please, do not flatter yourself darlin... I made the picture, not just for you, but all the "self-diagnosed" crazies LIKE you. Im glad you enjoyed the picture. I enjoyed it as well....Now if you will excuse me, my A.S. is flairing like a pack of 'roids. *twitch*

[dkmnow.livejournal.com]

[ladytalon.livejournal.com]

Aw, and you deleted it? I wanted to see the pretty picture but my internet went kablooey.

On the other hand, that may have been a Sign from Insert-Godlike-Being-Here, and I was just too slow to realize it.

[conuly]

Nah, I screened it.

[conuly]

Yeah. Must be crazy, got myself a diagnosis from an actual doctor. If I'd known that the sillies of the internet wouldn't believe me, I might not have bothered!

[ladytalon.livejournal.com]

Well, it's really the same to me. *grins*

[conuly]

The reason we love him ain't hard to explain
He's the hero of Canton... the troll they call Jayne!

I love that song.

[kayt-arminta.livejournal.com]

Firefly rules!!! *waiting with baited breath for the movie*

[conuly]

Bated. It's related to the word "abate".

[kayt-arminta.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHA... sorry. i'm really really tired, and didn't realise what i wrote... yum yum yum, fish bait, tasty. (Then again, i like sushi...)

[hopefulnebula]

This the same troll you just linked to? Or a troll in general? Or a Treasure Troll? Remember those?

[conuly]

I suspect it's the same one. They attempted to insult me by calling me an "annoying cunt" and implying that my diagnosis was fake. Oh, alas, I am not the annoying one, and my diagnosis is anything but fake.

Actually, it's rather sweet that they took the time to make an insulting image just for me.

[hopefulnebula]

Hey, I owe you a metaquote, don't I? *adds it to her "to take care of in the morning" list*

[conuly]

Oh god. I spend ages trying to come up with metaquoteable things, I kill myself (metaphorically speaking) on funny and insightful comments... but I throw up an ode in a 75 seconds based entirely out of annoyance, and that gets metaquoted?

*headdesks*

I just don't get it. Whine, whine, WHINE! WHINE! WHINY WHINE!

[conuly]

That's a thanks most awfully, by the way.

[hopefulnebula]

No, not this. The "birdsong" bit from a while back.

But you're welcome anyway.

[conuly]

Ah. In that case, I repeat my comment.

[(Anonymous)]

Please, do not flatter yourself darlin... I made the picture, not just for you, but all the "self-diagnosed" crazies LIKE you. Im glad you enjoyed the picture. I enjoyed it as well....Now if you will excuse me, my A.S. is flairing like a pack of 'roids. *twitch*

[dkmnow.livejournal.com]

[ladytalon.livejournal.com]

Aw, and you deleted it? I wanted to see the pretty picture but my internet went kablooey.

On the other hand, that may have been a Sign from Insert-Godlike-Being-Here, and I was just too slow to realize it.

[conuly]

Nah, I screened it.

[conuly]

Yeah. Must be crazy, got myself a diagnosis from an actual doctor. If I'd known that the sillies of the internet wouldn't believe me, I might not have bothered!

[ladytalon.livejournal.com]

Well, it's really the same to me. *grins*

[conuly]

The reason we love him ain't hard to explain
He's the hero of Canton... the troll they call Jayne!

I love that song.

[kayt-arminta.livejournal.com]

Firefly rules!!! *waiting with baited breath for the movie*

[conuly]

Bated. It's related to the word "abate".

[kayt-arminta.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHA... sorry. i'm really really tired, and didn't realise what i wrote... yum yum yum, fish bait, tasty. (Then again, i like sushi...)