I think I stole this idea from trollprincess

[conuly]

Let's have a drinking game! *pours herself some water* I hate the smell of alcohol, makes me nauseous.

The basic premise is simple. Search for a random username. The easiest way to do this is to go up to the search button and just hit "search" without typing anything in.

One drink:
No entries/friends only
Lots of memes
Normal misspellings/some chtspk
Sentences that shouldn't end with question marks?
A lot of sentences like this!!!!
ALL CAPS/no caps
Bad customization (clashing colors, font impossible to read)

Two drinks:
Heavy chtspk/l337
Quizzes with bad HTML
No punctuation
TyPiNg LiK dIs
Really bad customization (fadeouts, moving backgrounds)
Russian

If you actually find somebody worth friending, post the results here. You get bonus points if you find somebody you know, or if you share an uncommon interest/friend, or if you recognize one of their icons. These are all good things, and very rare, so they don't get drunk to.

Comments

[fjorab-teke.livejournal.com]

*shoots one drink*

[tiger012345.livejournal.com]

I didn't find anyone worth friending, *BUT* there was a woman who posted a lot fo quizzy memes, and when I took the quizzes, I always got the same result as she did.
There was this really annoying chtspkr with whom I shared three interests, Switchfoot, John Mayer, and shopping. I am ashamed of myself.

[kimberly-a.livejournal.com]

* holds her nose and takes a drink *

Definitely not worth friending, given the fact that she is 18 years younger than me and does not know how to use the Shift-key. We did, however, share three interests: anime, manga, and chocolate. Because, you know, those are such rare interests. ;)

[hopefulnebula]

*two drinks* Loads of chatspeak
*two more drinks* TyPINg Lik DiS!!!!

[hopefulnebula]

And I searched again and found Russian. Something out there wants me sloshed... lol

[conuly]

*cackles maniacally*

[masterflare421.livejournal.com]

Aw. I get a drink because the person I found had no caps, not even for names.

We did share a common interest though: Eddie Izzard. But unfortunately she spelt him name wrong, so I don't know if it counts or not.

[masterflare421.livejournal.com]

*his name

Augh! It is by cruel fate and sleeplessness that I can't spell when talking about someone with bad spelling!

[oloriel.livejournal.com]

Hm. I found someone who likes LOTR and HP and is fangirlish, but not the "LIEK OMG ORLY IS SOOO HAWT" sort; writes ficlets and slash; uses proper punctuation, spelling and caps in the right places. The only bad thing about her journal is that it's bright pink, but to each their own.
So I suppose there's no drink for me, huh?

[conuly]

Wow. Lucky you! Try again, though, if you want that drink.

[invsagoth.livejournal.com]

*pours self water* I don't feel like drinking atm lol.

*takes two drinks* First one in Russian. o.O
*doesn't take a drink* Next one is ok, a well written journal from a girl in France, we share a few interests as well (like Harry Potter, so no unusual interests). I don't think I'm going to friend her though.
*takes one drink* No caps, normal mispellings, some chatspeak.
*takes two drinks* Tons of quizzes with bad HTML...
*takes two drinks* Another Russian journal. o.O

Heh, if I was drinking alcohol and continued like this, I'd be sloshed in no time. xD

[fjorab-teke.livejournal.com]

*shoots one drink*

[tiger012345.livejournal.com]

I didn't find anyone worth friending, *BUT* there was a woman who posted a lot fo quizzy memes, and when I took the quizzes, I always got the same result as she did.
There was this really annoying chtspkr with whom I shared three interests, Switchfoot, John Mayer, and shopping. I am ashamed of myself.

[kimberly-a.livejournal.com]

* holds her nose and takes a drink *

Definitely not worth friending, given the fact that she is 18 years younger than me and does not know how to use the Shift-key. We did, however, share three interests: anime, manga, and chocolate. Because, you know, those are such rare interests. ;)

[hopefulnebula]

*two drinks* Loads of chatspeak
*two more drinks* TyPINg Lik DiS!!!!

[hopefulnebula]

And I searched again and found Russian. Something out there wants me sloshed... lol

[conuly]

*cackles maniacally*

[masterflare421.livejournal.com]

Aw. I get a drink because the person I found had no caps, not even for names.

We did share a common interest though: Eddie Izzard. But unfortunately she spelt him name wrong, so I don't know if it counts or not.

[masterflare421.livejournal.com]

*his name

Augh! It is by cruel fate and sleeplessness that I can't spell when talking about someone with bad spelling!

[oloriel.livejournal.com]

Hm. I found someone who likes LOTR and HP and is fangirlish, but not the "LIEK OMG ORLY IS SOOO HAWT" sort; writes ficlets and slash; uses proper punctuation, spelling and caps in the right places. The only bad thing about her journal is that it's bright pink, but to each their own.
So I suppose there's no drink for me, huh?

[conuly]

Wow. Lucky you! Try again, though, if you want that drink.

[invsagoth.livejournal.com]

*pours self water* I don't feel like drinking atm lol.

*takes two drinks* First one in Russian. o.O
*doesn't take a drink* Next one is ok, a well written journal from a girl in France, we share a few interests as well (like Harry Potter, so no unusual interests). I don't think I'm going to friend her though.
*takes one drink* No caps, normal mispellings, some chatspeak.
*takes two drinks* Tons of quizzes with bad HTML...
*takes two drinks* Another Russian journal. o.O

Heh, if I was drinking alcohol and continued like this, I'd be sloshed in no time. xD