The other day, Jenn took a class. On SuperGlue.

[conuly]

For the life of me, I can't figure out what she'd use SuperGlue for, except for the obvious. Clearly, my mind isn't kinky enough.

So help me out here - what, on earth, did she learn there? (If you're serious and not just joking, please be clear.)

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[elenbarathi.livejournal.com]

I'll bet she didn't learn about Glue Justice (http://www.mouthmag.com/classics/gluejustice.htm) there, but it's a good thing to know about anyway. I haven't used it myself, though I did once shrink-wrap all the telephones in my office.

Interesting use for Super-Glue: if one wishes (for whatever reason) to have pointed ears, and yet does not wish to go around in the stupid-looking latex kind, one can *fold* the tops of one's ears into points, securing them with a drop of Super-Glue. This is not harmful; Super-Glue was originally developed as an alternative to stitches for holding wounds closed.

It's kind of a fiddly process to do by oneself, especially if one's trying to do it in a car-mirror, which is the usual thing for me. However, if one manages not to either get it in one's hair or glue one's fingers to one's ear, the effect is a lot more realistic than the stupid latex. It'll last all day if one doesn't mess with it it; I once had it last two days, but that's not usual; sweat and skin-oils naturally detach it after a time. It comes right off in the shower, or with Baby Wipes if one happens to be out in the Wild. Srsly.

[conuly]

Huh, really? I didn't know that!

[ksol1460.livejournal.com]

Given that it has been used for everything from sealing wounds (including on battlefields) to temporary fillings for teeth and plugging holes in brain blood vessels (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1087800/Toddler-saved-pioneering-op-uses-medical-superglue-plug-holes-brain.html), plus various types of craft uses, we wouldn't be surprised at anything we heard.

[conuly]

Anything good and kinky?

[queenlyzard.livejournal.com]

Well, extending logically from the previous comment, I suppose someone like me could use it to improve my cleavage... :O

[conuly]

Apparently Jenn learned, among other things, how to make herself nippleless.

[brownkitty.livejournal.com]

Well, Spider Robinson had a story in which it was a murder weapon, but aside from that...

[queenlyzard.livejournal.com]

Spider FTW!