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[conuly]

The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems

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[masterflare421.livejournal.com]

This amuses me, since I managed to cut open a third of my index finger today and was bleeding all over. Definately hits on the dark humor for me.