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conuly ([personal profile] conuly) wrote2005-06-10 02:37 pm

Here's an interesting conundrum.

For the past two or three summers (not sure which), we've had a tiny insect problem on our front porch. On a specific spot on our front porch, in fact - right underneath the banister on the left of the door, immediately next to the support structure holding that banister up.

There isn't a hive directly above or beneath this spot.

Every day or so during the summer, we (or I, really, nobody else looks) will find a mound - sometimes a substantially sized mound - in that spot. The mound consists of lumps of dark red waxy stuff, lumps of bright yellow waxy stuff that smells vaguely like clover or dandelion, and quite a bit of yellow powdery stuff that might be pollen and doesn't smell like anything. It's not being built into a structure, it's just piled up. No tunnels, no rigidity, not even any distinction between "well, here is where we put this stuff, here is where we put that". It might also include dead grubs (always dead ones). Tiny black ants (smaller than the text on this page) busy themselves walking back and forth around the mound, neither adding to nor taking away from it (unless they're eating the dead grubs). There aren't very many ants, you'd see more if you dropped a little bit of sugar water on the ground and waited.

The mound doesn't grow during the day, I think. I've been checking. Whatever is building it is either doing it during the night, or during the very early morning.

Edit: And every time I see this mound, I sweep it away. Doesn't matter, it's always back within a week. Or a day, even.

hrmmm

[identity profile] scottrossi.livejournal.com 2005-06-10 12:01 pm (UTC)(link)
you should check the porch roof thingie above the "mound" because one of my friends had something similar to this in her garage and it turned out to be a beehive inside the structure and it took an exterminator to get it out because it was so big.

Re: hrmmm

[identity profile] gingembre.livejournal.com 2005-06-10 12:12 pm (UTC)(link)
But it's actually directly below the *bannister*...that is, even if it were coming from the roof, it would fall on the TOP rail, not under on the bottom one.

Re: hrmmm

[identity profile] gingembre.livejournal.com 2005-06-10 12:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Precisely.

Re: hrmmm

[identity profile] usnbfs.livejournal.com 2005-06-10 12:20 pm (UTC)(link)
intelligent falling!

Re: hrmmm

[identity profile] scottrossi.livejournal.com 2005-06-10 12:22 pm (UTC)(link)
oh god the bees are going to take over the world, starting with conuly! :D

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[identity profile] scottrossi.livejournal.com 2005-06-10 12:24 pm (UTC)(link)
d-oh! maybe its termites living in said bannister?? :)

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[identity profile] sporks5000.livejournal.com 2005-06-10 12:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I had a friend who's house was deemed unsafe because a gigantic honey bee hive was built in one of the walls and it started leaking honey.

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[identity profile] sporks5000.livejournal.com 2005-06-10 12:42 pm (UTC)(link)
not to brag or anything....

[identity profile] sporks5000.livejournal.com 2005-06-10 12:33 pm (UTC)(link)
These are the entries that I love most. the ones where people (and not just you) talk about the way things are. They remind me that life isn't all arguments, politics, and bad sex jokes.

[identity profile] sporks5000.livejournal.com 2005-06-10 02:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Um...

Okay. I'll make room. I don't have much, but okay.

Why me?

[identity profile] sporks5000.livejournal.com 2005-06-10 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
oh...

My condolences if it does. I suppose that if it really does and you really want to move to Michigan where all of your friends aren't then you'd be welcome. Lindsey would kill me of course, but after the funeral, I think that the two of you would discover that you got along well.

hrmmm

[identity profile] scottrossi.livejournal.com 2005-06-10 12:01 pm (UTC)(link)
you should check the porch roof thingie above the "mound" because one of my friends had something similar to this in her garage and it turned out to be a beehive inside the structure and it took an exterminator to get it out because it was so big.

Re: hrmmm

[identity profile] gingembre.livejournal.com 2005-06-10 12:12 pm (UTC)(link)
But it's actually directly below the *bannister*...that is, even if it were coming from the roof, it would fall on the TOP rail, not under on the bottom one.

Re: hrmmm

[identity profile] gingembre.livejournal.com 2005-06-10 12:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Precisely.

Re: hrmmm

[identity profile] usnbfs.livejournal.com 2005-06-10 12:20 pm (UTC)(link)
intelligent falling!

Re: hrmmm

[identity profile] scottrossi.livejournal.com 2005-06-10 12:22 pm (UTC)(link)
oh god the bees are going to take over the world, starting with conuly! :D

Re: hrmmm

[identity profile] scottrossi.livejournal.com 2005-06-10 12:24 pm (UTC)(link)
d-oh! maybe its termites living in said bannister?? :)

Re: hrmmm

[identity profile] sporks5000.livejournal.com 2005-06-10 12:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I had a friend who's house was deemed unsafe because a gigantic honey bee hive was built in one of the walls and it started leaking honey.

Re: hrmmm

[identity profile] sporks5000.livejournal.com 2005-06-10 12:42 pm (UTC)(link)
not to brag or anything....

[identity profile] sporks5000.livejournal.com 2005-06-10 12:33 pm (UTC)(link)
These are the entries that I love most. the ones where people (and not just you) talk about the way things are. They remind me that life isn't all arguments, politics, and bad sex jokes.

[identity profile] sporks5000.livejournal.com 2005-06-10 02:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Um...

Okay. I'll make room. I don't have much, but okay.

Why me?

[identity profile] sporks5000.livejournal.com 2005-06-10 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
oh...

My condolences if it does. I suppose that if it really does and you really want to move to Michigan where all of your friends aren't then you'd be welcome. Lindsey would kill me of course, but after the funeral, I think that the two of you would discover that you got along well.